Jeopardy from the Far Side
You've seen it as a TV show, you've played it with you're friends, but can you crack Jeopardy from the Far Side?
You've seen it as a TV show, you've played it with you're friends, but can you crack Jeopardy from the Far Side?
Remember your answer must be in the form of a question….
1. If the answer is “The Western Force presents ladies night “, the question must be,
a) What is the name of an 'adult' film staring Force lock David Pusey, flank David Pocock and wing Nick Cummins?
b) What is the name of the theatre show featuring Force scrum-half Josh 'Shoot-you-with-my-arrow' Valentine?
c) What event inspired the Force to wear bright pink jersey's in a Super 14 match?
d) What event saw the 'Chippendales' entertain the crowd at Subiaco Oval ?
2. If the answer is “French for Up-'n-Under “, the question must be,
a) What does Jean-Garry d'Owen mean?
b) What is a Chandelle?
c) What does “Upzeondre mean?
d) What did Sylvain Marconnet mean when he told Andrew Sheridan to find the ball dans ton cul.
3. If the answer is “As long as you speak English”, the question must be,
a) What is required of a player to sign for Brive?
b) What is the only requirement to play rugby for England (Union or Sevens)?
c) Under what conditions will Gaelic players be picked for the B&I Lions?
d) What is required of a player to sign for Toulon?
4. If the answer is “Fly-half for the British and Irish Lions”, the question must be,
a) What problem is preoccupying Northern rugby fans more than the credit crunch?
b) European-based South African's Ruan O'Gara, Jan van Wilkinberg, Danie Cipriani are vying for which position?
c) What do you get when you mix a good publicist with an average Wasps number ten?
d) What title would an Englishman have to hold for an Irishman to cheer for him when kicking for goal?
5. If the answer is “rugby fans”, the question must be,
a) Which subculture is characterised by its members who drink beer at 4am while watching live coverage from cross the planet?
b) What entity is commonly referred to in Australian as 'the Market' ?
c) The ELVs have been shoved down the throat of which voice-less group?
d) Which cult-like group believes that painting oneself blue and wearing bulls horns or sporting Arabian hats covered with badges or doing dances with throat-slitting gestures constitutes socially acceptable behaviour?
6. If the answer is, The NEW ELVs for 2011, the question must be,
a) What set of laws, proposed by SANZAR, will allow forward passes and knock-ons in order to boost the number of tries scored in a match?
b) What set of laws, proposed by Italy, will reduce tries to three points and allow for mauls to continue indefinitely?
c) What set of laws, proposed by France, will make drop goals worth five points?
d) What set of laws, proposed by New Zealand, will ban France from playing the All Blacks in knock-games at World Cups?
7. If the answer is “Martin Johnson”, the question must be,
a) Who is the savior for England rugby?
b) Who is leading England rugby straight to hell?
c) Who receives a weekly fruit-basket from Rob Andrew?
d) Who was recently scrapped from Brian Ashton's Christmas card list?
e) Whose fist is going to be the next on Danny Cipriani's face?
8. If the answer is “Dan Carter”, the question must be,
a) Who is France's highest paid holiday maker ?
b) Who is Catalonia's reigning 100m one-legged hop champion?
c) Who is the 'Achilles Heel' of New Zealand rugby administers?
d) Who is not answering his phone to a concerned Graham Henry as the wine and croissants keep on coming?
9. If the answer is “41 “, the question must be,
a) How many changes to his team did Marc Lièvremont make during the Six Nations?
b) How many times has Jonny Wilkinson been injured in the last three years?
c) How many consecutive place-kicks did Brock James send through the posts in his recent record-breaking streak?
d) How many South African players are on their way to Saracens next season?
10. If the answer is “Question number ten “, the question must be,
a) Er?
b) Um?
c) Uh?
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