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Too close for comfort!

We caught rugby league convert Andy Farrell in a rather awkward moment. It seems his move to Rugby Union has left the big man tongue-tied. What do you think?

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Andy Farrell's 'anus horribilis'.
Malcolm Turner

Farrell realises that rugby union is a bunch of arse after all...
Martin Thompson, Ireland

Farrell: "Look, I'm on bended knee - pleeeease let me go back to Wigan!"
Andrew Martin, York

Cheek to Cheek
Pam Neely

"So let me get this straight, you HAVE to release the ball when you go to ground?!"
Mark Kidman

Farrell [thinking]: "Bloody hell, and I thought Martin Ofiah had a big lunch box."
Lea Harrison, West Sussex

Farrell [thinking]: "Is he wearing a thong? Southern pansy..."
Martin Thompson

Farrell: "So you're the chap who brought me across from league!"
Sally Stuart, London

But the winner is...

Andy Farrell listens attentively as the RFU announces its latest initiative.
Mark Goodman, Australia

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